The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past: Zelda: A Swear To The P*st

It's a pretty stupid hack I did because I was bored and like nonsensical swearing and foul language.

Also, there's been some absurd jokes inserted, and pretty much the entire game is made fun of.

I ruined a great game. Hope you enjoy it.

ABSOLUTELY NOT FOR CHILDREN

I wouldn't recommend it to anybody. Only those with a pretty absurd sense of humor and people that like swearing and “and stuff”.

Legend of Zelda, The - A Swear To The P*st
Rom Hack / Spoof
Done with HMAGIC
V1.0 / 2008

MELIZ AULURN CULUS

README

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To be read in font like Courier New and
stuff. Monospaced? Dunno what it's called.

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:::DISCLAIMER:::

I'm not even saying this patch will work.
It might. It might not. Who knows? I
don't.

Best bet you have is to use it on

SNES - ZELDA 3: A LINK TO THE PAST

it seems to work best on that one.

If you find it works on another game too,
let me know. If you can find me.

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:::CONTENT:::

Absolutely not for children. I wouldn't
recommend it to anybody, but if you can
stand a great game like Zelda being mocked
as poorly as I did a while back, well,
I can't stop you from downing this thing.

If you play it, I hope you have fun with
it. I just made it because I was bored.

The text is just altered, but everything
in the game itself remains the same.

Except some colors, like, Link has blonde
hairs now, not pink.

Also, the intro triforce is ajusted to be
all red and tetraeder and stuff.

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:::CONTACT:::

Best bet is to google me and hope you find
a forum I'm on. I might reply. I might
not.

Use common sense when you seek me out.

I'm not giving you guys my email because
there's too many people online that just
type in caps and horribly massacre the
English language. I'm not a native English
speaker but I love the English language as
if it was my own.

So be cool, and your chances of being
taken serious will improve with a +5.

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:::PLEASE DON'T SUE ME:::

Zelda belongs to Nintendo. And if the
lawyers ever find me, my ass will belong
to Nintendo too, pretty quick, would be my
guess.

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:::HAVE FUN:::

... or I'll shoot you. No, really.

Legend of Zelda, The - A link to the past [U] [!]
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